Another riter

This also came in response to my ad for a writing partner:

Here is a sample of writing that I did for a small comedy plot:

You have one male host named Mr. Hockey, who loves all types of sports, but his favourite is HOCKEY!!!

You have one female hostess named Mrs. Artsiss Fartsiss, who loves art shows, gallery shows, anything and everything to do about art!!!

The tension between them is so think that you can cut it with a hockey stick if you get my drift, which you will find later in this segment!

Mr. Hockey goes to the Air Canada Centre for opening game of the Leafs and Canadiens. During the game he stops 5 fans that have their shirts off and all of them spell L-E-A-F-S. He asks them the History between the Leafs and Canadiens. One of them farts and tells Mr. Hockey the whole history. The fan has a spray can and wants to spray! and Mr. Hockey decides why not and joins the fans for the rest of the game.

Mrs. Artiss Fartisss just left a starving arts show; she farted by accident and her stomach making growling noises. I think that she was main painting in the whole show.

The tension between these people escalates because Mrs. Artiss Fartiss can find a 5 Star restaurant and was forced to eat at Lick's. She accidentally bumps into Mr. Hockey inside Lick's and both hit the floor and she glances at him while they are still on the floor. Her facial expression says it all because she is looking at the other Mr. Hockey it you get my drift.

They both get up and decide to have dinner together, and the saga continues! THE END!

Too bad I lost my English-UtterFuckingNonsense dictionary.