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Tuesday, December 24, 2013
Frank Miller, Pimplord!
Sunday, September 11, 2011
Fangasmic?!
Holy Derivative, Batman, er, Batwing!
"I'm the Doctor...
New, Blue, DCU?
Wednesday, October 20, 2010
Wolverine 2

X-Men Origins: Wolverine was unbelievably awful. But then again, 90% of the comics featuring Wolverine have been unbelievably awful. Marvel Comics has so often nearly killed the goose that laid the adamantium eggs with overexposure, contradictory origin stories, convoluted time-lines, and knock-off characters (because more of the same is what the audience demands, isn't it?). Hell, there's even dispute about Wolverine's designation. Is he Weapon X (the letter), or Weapon 10 (Roman numeral X), as suggested in the now-nearly-wiped-out-of-canon Grant Morrison New X-Men stories? At this point, who cares? And of course, the movies versions of the X-Men are different again.
I haven't seen Black Swan yet, but Pi, Requiem for a Dream, The Fountain, and The Wrestler have all been excellent films. No reason why Aronofsky won't succeed with a genre piece. I'll go see it, but to see what he's doing, not Wolverine.
Monday, October 18, 2010
Fringe - another "homage"



Tuesday, October 12, 2010
Two Alan Moore items

1. A TV project.
Yay! and
2. A comics store in Florida refuses to sell Neonomicon.
Boo! I mean, it's a free country, sell what you like, but why the need to label Moore's sexual philophies as "bizarre"? Neonomicon is fiction; perhaps the sexual philosophies being espoused belong to the characters, not the author?
More troubling is the blog posting's title, "Secret Headquarters Censors Alan Moore And Jacen Burrows’ Neonomicon". Someone might want to look up the meaning of the "censor".
Sunday, October 10, 2010
Fringe-tastic Four?
Here's another, from the latest episode, season 3, episode 3, "The Plateau", set mostly in the alternate universe. In this episode a character named Milo seems to know when a single, small event will create accidents resulting in specific deaths.
LUCAS: Someone is causing these accidents or purpose.But, of course, Milo can.
ASTRID: You're asking me if it is possible for a person to use a ballpoint pen to set off a chain of events that culminates in someone getting killed by a bus, twice? There's no way.
LUCAS: What if someone calculated the variables?
ASTRID: Thirty-seven people in the intersection, twenty-two cars, four trucks, two buses, going speeds of five to ten miles per hour... and that's just to start. In total, we are talking about a hundred and twenty variables in a dynamic system of differential equations. I can't solve that kind of problem, much less manipulate the outcome to my advantage.
In Fantastic Four #15 we are introduced to a character called The Mad Thinker, who describes his abilities thus:

In the case of Milo, Olivia does something that Milo cannot predict, ignoring a warning to use oxygen. as Peter-as-imagined-by-Oliva says, "Because you didn't know the protocol... you did something that he couldn't factor in."
In the case of the the Mad Thinker...


Saturday, September 25, 2010
Fringe theories...

In Fringe season 1, episode 20, when Robert Jones threatens to open a portal between this and another dimension, the Observer, who claims he cannot interfere in the affairs of man, leads Walter Bishop to a device which is used to close the dimensional rift.
In Fantastic Four #48, when Galactus threatens to consume Earth, the Watcher, who claims he cannot intervene in the affairs of man, leads Johnny Storm to a device, the Ultimate Nullifier, which is used to banish Galactus from our world.
Coincidence? Homage?
Tuesday, September 21, 2010
Hellblazer-like programme on BBC Radio 4 UPDATED

Rich Johnson, from BleedingCool.com writes, "Pilgrim is a modern day magical fantasy horror series by Sebastian Baczkiewicz, broadcast by BBC Radio 4. And it gloriously and unashamedly rips off John Constantine, by way of Fables." A fair summation, though the show does have a bit of original charm, too, despite the fact that it's a wee bit over-written in the amusing style of radio drama ("It's the phone!" says someone after the sound effect of a phone).
Series 2 consists of four episodes, running once a week on Tuesdays at 12.15 p.m. (London time), starting August 31. It can be heard live on bbc.co.uk/radio4 and will then be available for another week worldwide on the BBC Radio iPlayer.
Series one can be found as a bittorrent file at RadioArchive.cc. I imagine someone will post Series 2 once it has completed its run.
More on the series and other Constantine-like characters here.
Tuesday, August 10, 2010
What if The Avengers Movie was made in 1952?
More, including an annontated vid that reveals all the Marvel characters featured.
Tuesday, June 30, 2009
Tuesday, March 17, 2009
Apparently, Doctor Manhattan Can't Keep it Up

As per Variety, Watchmen's drop from its opening weekend is looking to be 67%. This doesn't surprise me. Watchmen seems to be a film only a fan of the graphic novel could love (or, in my case, admire for its ambition if not its execution). Everyone else, it seems, could care less.
Hopefully, the studios will back off on their rush to make every superhero movie "dark". I've been reading how, in the wake of The Dark Knight's success, the studios want to make Superman (Superman!) and the Fantastic Four darker. This only works when the character can naturally bear that interpretation, such as Batman. That said, I wasn't overly impressed with The Dark Knight. I'm not saying there shouldn't be grim superhero films, or that superhero films need to be childish; but are any properties less dark than Superman or The Fantastic Four?! You want to make a dark superhero movie about an indestructible, flying man with x-ray and heat vision? Fine. Just don't call it Superman. The Thing shouts "It's Clobberin' Time!" not "It's dismemberin' time!" or "It's knifin' time!"
Each superhero film should be its own thing, with its own sensibilities. If you homogenize these things and apply current trends, it's going to be the law of diminishing returns. We've seen that countless times in Hollywood. Every time something hits, we get a dozen knock-offs until the trends sputters out. (Shark movies, anyone? Breakdancing movies, anyone? Matrix-style fighting movies, anyone?) For my money the best superhero films are Iron Man, Spider-Man 2 (except the ridiculous bit where he takes of his mask and a subway car full of citizens agrees to keep his identity secret), Superman 2 (dated effects, corny as hell, but still fun) and The Invincibles (why no sequel?!)
Fingers crossed that the relatively poor performance of Watchmen will put at least a couple of nails into the coffin of the dark superhero film.
Wednesday, February 18, 2009
More thoughts on fictional continuity
Tuesday, February 17, 2009
Incognito #2

Thursday, January 22, 2009
Listen. Read.

Incognito is a noir pulp story about a super villain hiding who he really is in a witness protection program, but he tires of trying to live a suppressed ‘ordinary life’... It's like when the film Goodfellas ended. I wanted to see what happens next, when the bad guy can't take his forced normal life anymore.
I've read issue #1. It is on par with anything from the Brubaker-Philips team, and that's high praise indeed, with Sleeper and the ongoing Criminal both being excellent series. How the hell Philips draws so fast and keeps the quality this high is beyond me. (If you're chained to a desk against your will, hooked into a coffee and cocaine IV drip, Sean, I'm sorry, but I'll have to side with the publishers and keep you there cranking the stuff out...)
Hear Ed talk about Incognito and his other projects on the Wordballoon podcast here:
http://media.libsyn.com/media/wordballoon/WBbruincognito.mp3
Tuesday, January 20, 2009
Thursday, January 15, 2009
R.I.P. Patrick McGoohan

The Prisoner had a lot of impact on me when I came to it in my late 20s. It changed how I view story-telling and shook me out of the idea that continuity is king. That the 17 episodes of The Prisoner can be watched a number of different ways without affecting the story and themes running through the series greatly appealed to me then, and still does. I was surprised to learn that there is no “official” order for the series, other than the generally agreed-upon first and final episodes (“The Arrival” and “Fall Out”). Even the order originally aired may not have been the order intended by McGoohan who only wanted to make seven episodes. For six possible permutations, go here:
As well, I like the fact that the meaning of “Fall Out” is still up for debate. I think too many people want their favourite TV series to wrap everything up in a tight bow when they end. Remember the Sturm und Drang over The Sopranos’ finale? The Prisoner proved that television didn't have to be a one-way medium, that it could spark debate and allow the viewer some room to think. Who ran The Village? Someone with a political bent far from your own? Or, more chillingly, someone with political leanings very close to yours? Was the implication that the viewer was "Number One"?
For those of you who may not know this, DC Comics published an authorized sequel to The Prisoner. It's out of print, I think, but well worth digging up if you’re interested in the series. The Toronto Public Library has a couple of circulating copies. Like the series, writer Mark Askwith and artist Dean Motter wisely leave it up to the reader to interpret what “happens” to The Village and Number Six.
You’re a free man now, Mr. McGoohan. R.I.P.