Monday, July 13, 2009

WTF?!


I'm going to withhold final judgement until I've seen all five parts, but so far, two episodes in, Torchwood: Children of Earth, is very enjoyable. And I mostly hated season 1 of Torchwood.

Thursday, July 9, 2009

Aw, bugger!


Reivew: Wednesday Comics #1


Yesterday, I picked up DC’s Wednesday Comics. As with any anthology book, it’s hit-and-miss affair.

Good:

Each creative team gets 12 pages over the series, so Bang! they drop the readers into the middle of the action. With a couple of exceptions I’ll note below, the colours pop off the oversize pages and the large format serves the stories well. The paper stock and the newspaper format remind one that this isn’t high art but a quick, enjoyable read.

Batman by Azzarello and Risso. A fantastic opener. Lovely composition, slightly creepy story. Classic Batman.

Kamandi by Gibbons and Sook. Damn, that's some beautiful artwork by Sook. Imagine Kamandi drawn in the style of Prince Valliant without losing the Kirby influence and you've almost got it. Nothing happens story-wise, but it’s a nice opener.

Hawkman by Baker. Need proof that Kyle Baker is one of the pre-eminent comic artists working today? Here it is. This is the best page in the book. There's a real sense of impending dread in the writing and the artwork, and it leads up to a bona fide cliffhanger. Telling the story from the birds’ point of view lends the story a nice twist, too. After years of seeing Hawkman changed into this or that, plunged into this or that intergalactic civil war, it’s nice to see the simply- (yet not childishly-) delineated heroic version here.

Metamorpho by Gaiman and Allred reads like a 1970s Saturday morning cartoon show but that’s not meant as an insult. It has beautiful drawings and a perky story full of goofy charm and funny segues. C’mon, Metamorpho’s a goofy character. Gaiman and Allred have the good sense to embrace that. And, hey, kids! Thought balloons are unashamedly back!

Metal Men by Didio, Lopez, and Nowlan. Wow, this art shines, and there’s a nice little bank heist story too. We don't get to see the Metal Men in action, but this certainly is a well-executed intro to this strip. Q: Is this the first time we've seen that the Metal Men can disguise themselves as humans? The human analogues of the Metal Men are great; you instantly can tell who's who.

Sgt Rock by Kubert and Kubert. Does anyone in comics, except maybe John Severin, tell a story as clearly as Joe Kubert? No backgrounds in the panels, yet we get a sense of exactly where we are. Now in his 80s, this an artist still on top of his game. This makes me long to find a copy of the oversized DC Treasury Edition Tarzan comic he drew.

Flash by Kerschi and Fletcher. If you can ignore the obvious error of The Flash speaking about half a dozen sentences while the narration tells us he is outrunning a radio wave (he should have used thought balloons!), this is a nicely told half-page. The other half is given over to Iris, which is a cute soapy melodrama with a nice little mystery tossed in.

M’eh:

Since this is the first issue, most of the stories seem to be following the same formula. But with this talent, I'm confident that by the second or third issue the stories will differentiate themselves.

Deadman by Bullock and Heuck. M'eh. To be expected, as apart from his cameos in Swamp Thing and the Books of Magic original miniseries, Deadman is pretty much a m'eh character to me. Standard murder-mystery setup, but nice, noirish art.

Superman by Arcudi and Bermejo. Since All-Star Superman I only want to see Frank Quitely drawing the Man of Steel. No offence to Bermejo, whose highly rendered artwork is outstanding, but it just feels too "painterly" to me; Superman should be a four-colour fever dream. Nice little one-page teaser story, though.

Green Lantern by Busiek and Quinones. Trying way too hard to be Darwyn Cooke's DC The New Frontier and not even getting the surface elements right, let alone the heart of it.

Strange Adventures by Pope. Whatever this is... brilliant retro future… sprawling space opera... it ain't Adam Strange. What a s shame, after Pascal Ferry did such a fantastic redesign on Adam's costume. An odd take on what should be an instantly recognizable character. Still, as a little sci-fi story, it’s great fun.

Supergirl by Palmiotti and Conner. Uninspired. Supergirl chases her Super-pets who have gone off the rails for some reason. This one looks like it was put in for the kiddies. Along with Teen Titans, this one feels like it belongs in another book.

The Demon and the Cat by Simonson (which one, it doesn't specify, I'm assume Louise) and Stelfreeze. Nice work by everyone involved, but hard to judge as it’s such a teeny part of a story. Fantastic artwork, if a bit muted colour-wise.

WTF?!

Teen Titans by Berganza, Galloway. Awful. The art looks like subway graffiti. Where's Walt Simonson or George Perez when you need him? The pale, almost pastel, colour palette doesn’t help. And I’m not sure a team lends itself well to short-form stories.

Wonder Woman by Caldwell. Who snuck a unused page from Promethea in here? No, seriously. This one's too ambitious for a one-pager, and the character as drawn looks nothing like Wonder Woman. I'm not for a "house style" but there is such a thing as drawing a character properly. This is a missed opportunity. A Marston-inspired retro strip would have been most welcome, and given this book a sense of being tied to great works of the past.

Conclusion

I'd say this thing's a qualified success. I'd love to see at someone at least attempt a complete story in one page in this format. Apart from the few misfires and the one or two odd choices, it looks like we’re in for a good read this summer.

Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Sigh./Fie!

Fuckin' hell, that "Imagine Greater" tagline for SyFy annoys me. Imagine greater what?!

My suggestions:
1) Imagine Greater attention to spelling.
2) Imagine Greater shows can be found on other stations? You'd be right.

I know the purpose of slogans and brands is to get a person's attention, and damned if it hasn't worked. Doesn't mean I like it, though. I still think it's one focus group shy of wearing a hockey helmet for day-to-day activities. But let's not forget the target audience: folks who think Battlestar Galactica is the greatest bit of television ever.

Syentificly proven...


The SciFi Channel is now "SyFy". Whatever marketing asshole thought that up? Bet he thought it was kewl.
If you look at the programme offerings from the station, endless reruns of that Christ-awful Stargate: Atlantis, the near-franchise killer Enterprise, and other such crap, Sigh./Fie! might have been a more appropriate choice.
And don't even get me started about the tagline "Imagine Greater"...


Monday, July 6, 2009

How the Hell could I forget?!

Toronto Fringe Festival. On until June 12. Get out there and support your friends or the festival in general!

www.fringetoronto.com

Doctor When II?

Feels like we've been waiting an eternity since we heard that Tennent would be passing along the keys of the TARDIS to when it's actually going to happen, and apparently we have yet to sit through more Rose Tyler and every other related character, including the clone of Tennant's Doctor, until we get there. Davies' legacy: more is more. But didn't he do that at the end of season four with Rose et al, the clone, Sarah-Jane, K9, Martha, the Daleks, Davros, etc. etc. etc. etc.?

C'mon, David, give Matt your sonic screwdriver and your fancy starscape backdrop.

Your antidote to boring music and teeny commercial radio playlists...

Robert S. McNamara dead at 93

Not that you need an excuse to see the excellent documentary, The Fog of War: Eleven Lessons from the Life of Robert S. McNamara, but I've just read that Mr. McNamara has died.

Here's the article from The Toronto Star on his passing: http://www.thestar.com/news/world/article/661449

For the six people who care...


...apparently the director's cut of Watchmen has been leaked. It's now doing the rounds on bittorrent sites. Warner Brothers expected to lose tens of dollars.

Friday, July 3, 2009

A Decade of Spongebob...



Haven't seen many of these cartoons, but what I have seen, I've liked. They're funny and manic. There isn't a "moral" at the end of each epsiode. The evil characters are irredeemably evil in a cartoony way. Zero character development, just crazily-plotted, surreal mayhem. What more do you want from a cartoon?

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Walkman turns 30


30 years of SONY Walkman personal stereos (yes, that's the official plural of "Walkman" according to SONY). Wow.

I figure I had at least four SONY cassette players, one recorder/player, one cheapie Walkman knockoff (called, I think, a Rollyman or some such), and two Panasonic Sports tape players. The SONY ones were always the best, and got used and used and used until they died a natural death.

I always wanted the WM-W800 (double) Walkman. It was way beyond my first-year university student budget.

How many of these did you have?

Easin' the pain...


Just found this online. Down In Black Bottom: Barrelhouse Mamas. Fantastic stuff.

Cough, Sweat, & Sniffle


Nope, not a Canadian rock band from the 70s... it's my current state. Fuckin' hell. On Canada Day, a day off work, too. Grr.