Infantalization, part 4

Lifehacker's newest amazing article... Are you sitting down?... Are you sure you're ready for this?... okay, it's called, "Make Mashed Potatoes for Just Two People". Click on the link if you don't believe me. The article is mostly a preamble to a link to another site which gives the actual instruction (a whopping 635 words! Holy over-explaining!). But here's what Lifehacker has to say on the matter,

Mashed potatoes can be seriously comforting at the end of a long day, but most recipes require a lot of potatoes, specific equipment, and a big mess.

I love the writer's assertion that "most [mashed potato] recipes require a big mess."

I was heartened to see most of the comments on the article were as sarcastic and derisive as my posting here.