Sunday, October 17, 2010

Infantilization #3

I like Lifehacker (lifehacker.com), but sometimes the articles are ridiculous. One recent article was entitled, "How to Safely Disinfect and Clean Your Gadgets". One commenter, too stupid to realize we have products like dish soap asks,
Any DIY receipe for the iKlenz rather than paying $20 for water and a bit of some secret ingredients? [grammar and spelling uncorrected]
Really?!

If your readers really are this dim, Lifehacker, I would like to propose the following articles:
  • Top Ten Tools to Help You Replace a Light Bulb (and how you can purchase them from me)
  • Sneezing 101
  • How to Hold Things
  • Using Bar Soap
  • Use Electrical Tape to Mark Your Toilet Brush and Ensure You Don't Use it to Wash Your Car, Scrub Your Back, or Brush Your Teeth
  • Use a Proper Stance to Increase Your Unplugging Force
  • Get Up: What to Do After You Fall Down
  • What Could the Phone Ringing Mean? (a ten-part series)
  • Using a Keyboard to Type
  • Pencils and Eyes: Natural Enemies?
  • How to Baby-Proof Blankets

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