I see Lifehacker's at it again... posting pointless and extremely juvenile articles. Today's masterwork, "Defeat Food Thieves Once and for All with Laxatives", in which the article writer and commentors discuss many ways to keep others in your office from eating your lunch. Everything short of polite confrontation or keeping your lunch with you, that is.If high-school revenge pranks are now story material why, then, Lifehacker, have you not responded to my proposals for the following articles?
- Poison Yourself. Without you at work, whose lunch will those thieves steal?
- Social Interaction: Not Just for Team Building Meetings!
- Poison Your Way to a Nicer Workplace
- They Steal Your Lunch, You Steal Their Desk: The Fine Art of One-Upmanship
- Sarin Gas: That'll Teach 'em.
- Death by Chocolate: The Literal Recipe
- You Say "Po-tay-to", I say "Deadly Snake Venom"
- What's for Lunch? A Bag of Bees!
- High Voltage Tuna Salad
- Common Decency: A Reappraisal
- Lunchroom Death or Fun Prank? A Legal Primer
- Co-Workers, You Can't Kill Them. Wait... Yes, You Can. Here's How
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